My fuel light went on in my 2001 Toyota Camry when i got home from work last night. That signified my official boycott of fuel until i leave for tour. Today marked the first day of Jordan's GOING GREEN streak. I won't be driving my car but instead biking and running everywhere i go for the next 2 weeks until i leave for tour. I dont plan on this boosting our economy, i dont plan on George Bush calling me and saying "man, im sorry.. we'll lower gas prices again", i dont even plan on this benefitting my money situation or saving the world that much. Instead, i plan on it benefitting my health and reminding me why im free. Sure, ill save about $60 by doing this... but i will also feel alive and enjoy the world much more. So if you see me around town on a bike jamming with some bose headphones.. honk or yell at me. Preferably something along the lines of "you suck" or "hey pussy boy" or even "look at that fairy on a girl's bike" I promise i will love it. So with all of this being said...
take THAT middle east...
-Jordan Deviance
posted by Jordan # 4:24 PM